News: A Mythic Weekend

Hi,

Thanks for all those who went online and play on the NEW Mythic Map Pack, I love "Orbital" that my favtiore map at the moement just behind "Ghost Town". I know I didn't play for long but I wanted to play Halo Wars, because it kicks ass I've seen alot of people saying that the game sucks, well I think it great but that for another day.

Anyway this week Purple & Annoying Episode Two: Forge, next weeks episode is "Mythic" and hopefuly I can sleep for a week until I start work on Warthog & ME Episode Five: Warthog Love (Part 2/2). But I'm for to sleep because I'm so so so fucking tired, I've been trying to working Purple & Annoying and some college stuff that is... well see ya I'll be online most of the week if you want to play some games.

Thank you,
Simon.

Notice: Mythic

Hi,

If your like me, being that you brought a copy of the Limted Editon of Halo Wars you will be playing that and the New Halo 3 Mythic Map Pack at the weekend. Well so am I so if you see me have some fun and play a few games, yeah. See then at the weekend, also my copy has arrived but at the post office I will collect it after college.

Thank you,
Simon.

Warthog & ME S1 Episodes

Warthog & ME Season One - Episodes 1-13
You Tube: Season Playlist

Episode One: Whats Out There?
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Episode Two: I Spy
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Episode Three: Exploration
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Episode Four: Warthog Love (Part 1/2)
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Episode Five: Warthog Love (Part 2/2)
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Episode Six: Scrap
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Episode Seven: The End... Fu...
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Warthog & ME

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Genres: Comedy | Movie Category: Series Machinima
Game Engine: Halo
Original Run: 21st January 2009 -

Host Sites: You Tube | Machinima

You Tube Playlist For Season One:
Season One Playlist | Commentary Playlist
You Tube Playlist For Season Two:
Season Two Playlist | Commentary Playlist

Cast
Simon J.Burdall - Ghost, Warthog, Wraith, Other.

Information
Written by: Simon J.Burdall

After the UNSC left the underground base "WaterWorks" the Warthog has to spend the rest of has life talking to a Ghost... What the hell?!

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Season One Episodes 1-7

Season Two Episodes 1-13

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News: Really sorry no Purple & Annoying this week.

Hi,

I've been up since 7:00 am working on this, I have had one 10 minute break and there still voices left to do. There will be a video in its place if I don't finished it, there might a chance that I will finish it but don't hold your breath. This is a heads up, also this episode is 9:34 and I haven put the whole thing together.

UPDATE: I might be able to finished this but I still wouldn't hold your breath, but there is how it stands;

Lenght: 10:03 (Without cedits)
Editing: 95%
Voice: 0%

Also there will be no video because I thought I'll do some behind the scene but I will do that after the episoded.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Purple & Annoying under production

Hi,

Well today I filmed the first act of Puprle & Annoying Episode Two, before you say "Oh, don't spill the fucking film into two parts." I have'nt it still one whole episode I just filmed the first half of the script.

Aslo next weeks episode is Purple & Annoying Episode Three: "Mythic Wars", you know why. Anyway Purple & Annoying will be out this week, so yeah lookout for that.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Read the blog

Hi,

Well I have seen so many people sign up with Machinima.com I'm starting to think this is an unachievable goal, so if you didn't know I've been making Machinima for fun over the last year and really didn't know about Machinima.com for a while but when I found out about them I been aiming to work with them.

I know my Machinima are so fucking awful that my fan base is like 20 people and four of them are my friends, I get spammed hate fucking mail saying "your fucking shows suck, stop making them"... Sigh!

Anyway I'm trying to say I'm going back to making Machinima for fun and going to get a job somewhere, in no way this going to effect anything but I just having one of those days.

Anyway some site news, yeah for 2009 a new look for the site. The new look will feature a Newest Video box, Coming Soon box and a new banner and format (well the format will stay basically the same) anyway I'll start on that soon, yeah.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Series new direction

Hi,

Your probably thinking "Oh shit, hes change the storyline to one of our shows" or "Yes, Unhuman is back" Well yes & no, Purple & Annoying is going to have no set episode and will be written two weeks in advance .

The reason for this is that every week I have so many good ideas I can't use them all, some I could use in Warthog & ME but some are written with Halo 3 in mind. What does this mean for all these scripts you've all ready written, well they will be looked at and review to see if there jokes could be used in different episodes.

Some episodes will stay the same like: "Forge" "Female players" "Ninja" and maybe some others but basically this give me some freedom to create unlike now where I'm force to stick to stuff I have pre-announce, so yeah... well see ya.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Warthog & ME Episode Four

Hi,

Well here it is Warthog & ME episode four, yeah this one isn't as long as the others but I've been so relax these last few days I couldn't care less but I have put along of effort into this one so yeah.

Oh and the same problem with this one it won't upload onto Machinima.com & Halo Tube, but I will try and fix that for you. Hopefully next week (well probably the week after) will be Purple & Annoying episode two.

Links
You Tube
Halo Tube
Machinima

News: Shows and more shows.

Hi,

Well, Warthog & ME Episode four has gone into production and episode two of Purple & Annoying is back on track. So yeah, also... I can't be fucked to day, anyway here's a list of stuff to look forward to; please note this is subject to change.

Warthog & ME Episode Four: Warthog Love (Part One of Two)
Purple & Annoying Episode Two: Forge
Warthog & ME Episode Five: Warthog Love (Part Two of Two)
Trust Episode Three (Series Finale)
Secret project, yeah...
Purple & Annoying Episode Three: Female players

Anyway have a fucking happy Valentine's Day and yeah, bye.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: There will be a Warthog & ME next week.

Hi,

Yeah I will be able to do Warthog & ME next week, so stop asking questions. Also I have one or two F.A.Q questions I would like to answer, well here they are now;

Q: What is your favorite and whats your least favorite show/ film you have done? and why? (2009)

A: Well my favorite series has to be Purple & Annoying, I know its had one episode but looking at the scripts for the other ones it looks like its going to a good series. Warthog & ME is closely following because this series is being written once every week so the episode you see was written that week.

My least favorite work is Unhuman, The series just sucks because of the limitations within The Movies. I'm not saying the game is bad but for what I'm doing its just not free enough to do anything unique. Also the characters... well its a series I've lost interst in. But don't get me wrong there are still stuff I've done in The Movies I still like.

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Q: What consoles do you have?

A: I have a PC (Well no shit), Xbox 360, Wii, PS2, Camecube, N64, and a Dreamcast.

News: No Warthog & ME this week

Hi,

Yeah, I forgot on the 11th I have to go to college for a couple of hours and won't be able to get back in time... so yeah. Anyway good news my Xbox 360 returned to day, awsome. There are still going to be Warthog & MEs for a few weeks, but Purple & Annoying episode two is back on track.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Won't uploaded again!!!

Hi,

I think I have found out why the Warthog & ME episodes aren't uploading, I think its something to do with frame rate in the old 4:3 videos the frame rate was something like 20 FPS and in the new 16:9 format its 25 FPS. Some of you will be saying O'who cares well Machinima.com only takes 20 FPS and I don't know what Halo Tube takes. So I try and fixs that but they will be up soon or some time this month.

Nexts weeks Warthog & ME will be a two parter, it is called "Warthog love (Part 1/2)". I don't want to give the story line away but a new character will be featured. Anyway thats all the news for today, bye.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Warthog & ME Episode Three

Hi,

Here it is episode three, everything will be on Machinima.com & Halo Tube soon.

Links
You Tube
Halo Tube
Machinima

News: Where is Warthog & ME?

Hi,

Well the Internet is so crap that I won't upload, so yeah but I will upload it soon. Also I found out why it won't upload on Halo Tube I'm putting in the wrong category I feel like a fuck idiot.

Anyway this week is Warthog & ME episode three I sort go an idea of what to do, but I do know there is going to be a two parter that will take up episode four & five featuring a new character.

Thank you,
Simon