Video: The Visit.

Hi,

Well I finished a day early so here is The Visit, the title & the time of year should give some idea of what this short is about. Anyway here is the link below. Anyway have a fucking awesome hoilday & a fucked up new year, party on.

Links
The Visit

News: Some news & 300!!!

Hi,

One moment... 300 posts how sad am I. Anyway there will be no more Purple & Annoying until after the new year because I've got a lot of work to do & I really can't be ask to work on the show around this time. There will be a Holiday Special next week on Wednesday or something, so lookout for that. Anway that is all.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: No Purple & Annoying this week.

Hi,

I've just got home from London & I haven't got any time for Purple & Annoying this week theres too much College work & I just can't rush another episode... So yeah. Anyway I've got a commentary to upload, so yeah. Anyway sorry about that.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Whats coming up?

Hi,

I've been so busy for the last couple of weeks that I have had time to fully plan what is happening after the end of Purple & Annoying season two, well you might be thinking to yourselfs "the end? Your like on episode five, you have years left".

Yeah but I've workout that Purple & Annoying will end in May 2010, well hopefully there won't be any delays. Anyway I don't really know what I'm going to do next, maybe Warthog & ME along with The Wasteland or The Hunter... (Well I've got some news about The Hunter shows but thats for another day). Anyway who knows hopefully I will have this all planed soon, sorry for a random post.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Sorry...

Hi,

Your probably... Not reading this since my fan base is like 2 people but who gives two shits, so for the those awesome fans out there have a cookie or whatever.

Anyway sorry about the lack of story narrative in the recent Purple & Annoying episode, I spent all week on that episode but crash from lack of sleep at the end of the week. With all the work I get from college & I've had some other issues I won't go into couldn't work on the episode as much as I wanted to. So... I'm sorry about that.

Anyway before I sit down & have to work on next weeks episode, I just though I would say thank you to those handful of fans & sorry about the shit episodes I been putting online. Hopeful I'll make another Mythic or Clans soon.

Anyway thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Fourteen.

Hi,

Hey, & other stuff. Look a new episode of Purple & Annoying, Offline not one the most inverse story lines but O'well. Anyway enjoy.

Link
You Tube

Video The Wasteland Hellfire Log.

Hi,

Well this has been up online for a week but I've been under a lot of paperwork that I didn't link it. The link is below.

Links
You Tube

Also sorry about the NMCP Brithday post the other day I couldn't be asked to write as much as last year, anyway I made this wallpaper for you to enjoy.

I'am the Purple Guy Wallpaper
1680 X 1050

Its kind of rushed. Anyway... yeah.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Happy 3rd Brithday Mad Cow.

Hi,

Most of will be playing Mordern Warfare 2 (which is awesome) so I'm going to make this quick. I've didn't really think I would make it three years but hear we are. Anyway there will be an new logo some which will be 100% copyright free so yeah thats awesome. The Wasteland trailer will be out soon, so lookout for that.

I'll write more when I'm not so fucking sleepy.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: My Xbox died again.

Hi,

Yeah well I think its the Xbox or its Video output cable but yeah I can't see anything on the screen, so yeah. So there maybe some Warthogs & ME on the way or something. Anyway yeah that all, oh wait there will be a Wasteland Video Log Trailer on Wednesday, also because my Xbox has die again there might not be an New Mad Cowpictures Brithday Video because of this. Anyway yeah.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: New Schedule.

Hi,

For the last three weeks I've been under so much stress from college, & my personal life having to do Machinima each week on top of that has been killing me slowly. I've been think hard & long (penis joke, ha fantastic) about what course of action I should take, the first thing that comes to mind is to stop doing Machinima but I actually like doing this.

Yeah none of my work is a fucking masterpiece or anything like that, & I mostly get negative comments but what the hell if I gave two shits I would of quit when "Empty" was uploaded, anyway. So yeah I've decided to make an episode every two weeks, this gives my more planing & production time, this well start after this week because its New Mad Cowpictures 3rd Birthday I think. Anyway so there, thank you for understanding.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying S2 E4

Hi,

Here is Purple & Annoying Episode Thirteen: Clans, so yeah sorry for the lack of updates but who gives a fuck.

Links
You Tube

News: Why?

Hi,

OK as most of you notice that there was no Purple & Annoying episode last Thursday & here is why. Last Thursday & Friday me & two other friends had to go a film some scenes for our next College project, so for both those days I was running around town with a fucking heavy camera, tripod & a cup of tea (well the cup of tea wasn't heavy but still) so I didn't have time to edit this weeks episode.

Also there won't be an episode this week because me & some friends are going to try & get the Halo 3: ODST's hardest achievement "Vidmaster Challenge: Endure", & where doing some other stuff but... yeah I'm going back to play "Borderlands".

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Twelve.

Hi,

Here it is the latest episode of Purple & Annoying entitled "Endure", you can sort of see where this is going. Anyway on a side note Zomie Land is an awesome film very very funny, also when I came out of the cinema I want to play some Left 4 Dead. Weird.

You Tube Link
Here

Thank you,
Simon.

News: No episode this week.

Hi,

Yeah... I'm not a home this week so I won't be able to film or edit an episode, So yeah well enjoy ODST or whatever your doing.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Eleven.

Hi,

It's up... Enjoy.

Link
You Tube

Video: Warthog & ME Commentaries.

Hi,

There will be no episode this week for the last week I've had a shit load of work to do for college & my Halo 3: ODST arrived a day early, I haven't had time to make the latest episode of Purple & Annoying. Before you angry punch your keyboard spelling out 200 times
" Your a lazy Digitalph33r wannabe bastard, who can't make an episode on time." I've uploaded the Warthog & ME commentaries so don't bitch & enjoy.

Links
You Tube

Video: You Tagged Me...

Hi,

Well here it is, now learn 5 facts about me.

Links
You Tube

News: This is a test.

Hi,

I'm just testing out Blogspots new features.

Anyway there isn't got to be a Purple & Annoying episode this week instead I'm going to upload a project I've been writing for a year or so now, a Tagged video. If you don't know what being tagged means then you've been living under a rock or you don't give a shit about these games, but if you want to know Tagged means in the basic of basic terms is where someone has shared 5 facts about themself through an video & then choosen (or "Tagged") 5 other people to do the same. I normaly wouldn't give a fuck about this but Felicia tagged me & because shes a friend I'll give it a shot. Also this project is to test out my new microphone, so yeah. HI5 & so on.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Ten.

Hi,

I feel so so ill, so I'll make this quick here the link. Enjoy.

Link
You Tube

News: Awesome...

Hi,

How are you? Anyway I've worked out a production schedule, from now on episodes will be out on Thursdays. So yeah, awesome. OK, see ya.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: The Wasteland Teaser Trailer.

Hi,

Here it is The Wasteland teaser trailer, let me say this now this shows nothing of the story line but should keep you happy until Purple & Annoying starts. Also on the subject Purple & Annoying won't start until next week because I haven't got my college schedule yet but the second I do I'll workout a filming schedule. Anyway going back to play Wolfenstein.

Link
You Tube

News: I'm Back...

Hi,

Yes I'm officially back from holiday (one where I went to London & did nothing but none the less a holiday). Well anyway there is some news, first off I've decided to scrap Purple & Annoying Episode Eleven "Night of The Living Live" mainly because the second half of the script is main drama & has little comedy. This also means that episode twelve is also scraped, there are all ready to new episode in production called "Clans" & "Achievements Whores". On the subject of Purple & Annoying, season two starts some time next week so yeah look forward to that.

Also I seem to have to much on my plate (so to speak) & can't seem to work out a plan of action so I might be dropping some shows but I haven't had enough time to think about it but yeah. Anyway. I've had a few E-mails about The Wasteland teaser, yes I know its not out I give a shit. It be out soon though. Anyway next week Purple & Annoying Season Two Starts so yeah, cool.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: NEW DESK!!!

Hi,

I finailly got a new MOTHER FUCKING desk, party time.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Brith by going on Hoilday.

Hi,

For the last two weeks I've been hard at work with all sorts of projects, & last night it got to be that the last hoilday I had was at the end of Unhuman. Most of the time when I say I'm going to have a break I don't I always some how end up doing some production work. So I'm going to have a week early hoilday, so yeah. This doesn't effect anything part from I'm not working on Purple & Annoying or any other show until I come back.

Also my friend finally put the Purple & Annoying director's commentaries up online, the link is below. I'm going to give him the Warthog & ME ones next. Also episode five of Purple & Annoying is missing because Owen hasn't been over yet to record the commentary. Also theres going to be a few changes when I come back some good & some bad. Most of them are to do with me getting a HD capture card, new Xbox 360 & a job. Anyway see you then.

Purple & Annoying director's commentaries Playlist

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Big red lights go away.

Hi,

Well heres some updates for you, I've left all the files for upload at my friends place & he said he'll upload them. There be online to night or Tuesday. Also I've started to edit together Purple & Annoying Episode Eleven, well what footage I have. I fucked up when I was acting out some of the scenes so I'm going to reshoot them to night. I will also start to film part two to night aswell. Anyway that all I have to day at the moement. See ya.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: My internet sucks.

Hi,

After week of trying to find out why I couldn't upload onto You Tube, to find out that my Internet connection is slow as hell. Its like 16.0KB per seconds. So I'm going to have put them on my hard drive & give them to my friend for upload. To save time I'm going to upload them all at once but put them on private & change them when the release date comes. Anyway.

I've started to film "Purple & Annoying Episode Eveleen : The night of the living live (Part 1/2)". Its an OK episode down on paper so hopefully it will be better as the finish product. Anyway I'm super sleepy & I've been dozening off abit so I'm going to get some sleep.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Still having problems.

Hi,

Well I'm still having problems with uploading three commentaries up onto You Tube, I still thinks it my crappy Internet connection. The videos will be up soon tho I'm sending the files to a friend who has a better Internet connection & will upload them for me, so yeah they will be up soon.

Also on the final commentary that will be uploaded on the 29th, along with it will be the teaser trailer for Wasteland, so look forward to that. Anyway sorry for these delays but who cares.

Thank... O'wait one moment on Tuesday it Bungie day & there giving Recon to anyone who wins a 4v4 macthmaking game against Bungie's employees, I really don't care about Recon but I would like to get a set to finish a story plot in Purple & Annoying. So yeah if you know my gamertag & would like to help you're welcome to join the party & play a few rounds.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: You Tube still being a bitch.

Hi,

You Tube is still being a bitch. One of my friends say that You Tube for the last year or so have had some bugs & this could be the reason for the upload failures. Well I think its to do with the my crap Internet connection so I'm going to take the files over to my friends house & try again. If they fail again I'll make the files even smaller & try again but they will be up some time this week (hopefully). Anyway sorry for the delays.

Thank you,
SImon.

Video: You Tube is being a bitch.

Hi,

I been trying all day to upload the commentaries but You Tube is being a bitch a not uploading them, I'll keep trying but I could only seem to get one of the commentaries up online (link below). Anyway if there not up by 4:00 pm they will be online friday because I've got some work to finish up, so yeah HI5.

Link
Purple & Annoying Commentary Playlist

News: Change of plan.

Hi,

There been a bit of a change going around with the schedule. I've worked out that there would only be five episodes before I go on a break again & that is not enough time to get back into the routine. So I've change the schedule tomorrow instead of Purple & Annoying episode one of season two I will release the commentaries for both Purple & Annoying & Warthog & ME.

So each week I will release two commentaries from each season, i.e. Purple & Annoying episodes 1-2 & Warthog & ME 1-2, then next week 3-4 & so on. So yeah & when I come back I will go back to the normal schedule. Anyway that is a big heads up. See ya on the fli... what is wrong with me, bye for now.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: 09.01.

Hi,

I've finished the update, heres the list of what been done;
-Video Volt update, Shows added;
--The Wasteland
--Afro Cops

-Spelling mistakes.

So yeah, enjoy

Thank you,
Simon.

The Movies

Here is the entire collection of films tag The Movies by NMCP.

Soul Harvest
Genres: Horror, Romance I Movie Catgorie: Films

Smackula
Genres: Comedy I Movie Category: Film

Ekio
Genres: Romance, Action I Movie Category: Trailer, Film

The End Of
Genres: Sci-Fi I Movie Category: Films

Project V
Genres: Sci-Fi I Movie Category: Films

Mohawk
Genres: Sci-Fi I Movie Category: Films

The Rise of The Machine
Genres: Action I Movie Category: Films

Escape From The City
Genres: Action I Movie Category: Films

Dark Racers: City demolistion Trailer
Genres: Action I Movie Category: Trailer

Ekio
Genres: Romance, Action I Movie Category: Trailer, Film

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Fallout

Here is the entire collection of films tag Fallout by NMCP.

The Wasteland
Genres: Action, Drama I Movie Category: Machinima, Series

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Grand Theft Auto

Here is the entire collection of films tag Grand Theft Auto by NMCP.

Liberty City Shorts
Genres: Comedy I Movie Category: Series, Machinima

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Halo

Here is the entire collection of films tag Halo by NMCP.

The Chronicles of The Hunter
Genres: Action, Drama I Movie Category: Machinima, Series

Purple & Annoying
Genres: Comedy I Movie Category: Series, Machinima

Warthog & ME
Genres: Comedy I Movie Category: Series, Machinima

Trust
Genres: Action, Drama I Movie Category: Machinima, Series

"Empty"
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi I Movie Category: Miscellaneous, Machinima

Helpful Tips for Machinima Makers
Movie Category: Machinima, How To

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Animated

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Afro Cop
Genres: Action, Comedy I Movie Category: Series, Animated

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Afro Cop S1- Episodes

Afro Cop S1- Episodes 1-6
You Tube: Season Playlist I Commentary Playlist

Episode One:
You Tube

Episode Two:
You Tube

Episode Three:
You Tube

Episode Four:
You Tube

Afro Cop

Disclaimer I Discuss this Show

Genres: Action Comedy I Movie Category: Series Animated
Original Run: N/A

Host Sites: You Tube

You Tube Playlist For Season One:
Season One Playlist I Commentary Playlist

Cast
N/A

Information
Written by: Simon J.Burdall

Related Links
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Episode Links
Season One Episodes 1-4

The Wasteland S1-Episodes

The Wasteland S1- Episodes 1-6
You Tube: Season Playlist I Commentary Playlist

Episode One:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Two:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Three:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Four:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Five:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Six:
You Tube I Machinima

The Wasteland

Disclaimer I Discuss this Show

Genres: Action Drama I Movie Category: Series Machinima
Game Engine: Fallout 3
Original Run: N/A

Host Sites: You Tube I Machinima
You Tube Playlist: Season Playlist

Cast
N/A

Information
Written by: Simon J.Burdall

Related Links
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Episode Links
Season One Episodes 1-6

Warthog & ME S2-Episodes

Warthog & ME Season Two - Episodes 1-13
You Tube: Season Playlist I Commentary Playlist

Episode One: No seriously where the hell are we?
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Two:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Three:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Four:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Five:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Six:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Seven:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Eight:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Nine:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Ten:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Eleven:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Twevele:
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Thriteen:
You Tube I Machinima

News: Site Update 09.01

Hi,

Yeah the first site update of 2009. Below is whats in the update.
-Updating the Video Volt with new shows & seasons.
-Fix any bugs.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Done.

Hi,

I've pretty much finished editing the new episode of Purple & Annoying entitled "Unbootable", which everyone can sort of guest what is going to happen. Probably my favourite episode so far beats might beat "Mythic" but lets wait & find out.

Also I've uploaded a list of the episode our going to see in season two of Purple & Annoying, the ones that stand out are of course "Night of the living live (Part 1 & 2)" & " Return of the Ninja" (please note I haven't yet spoken to Owen about this episode) but yeah this is going to be a good season.

There some casting going on for the Fallout 3 machinima "The Wasteland". I'm not going to say anything about whats happening but there are a few new characters that will join NMCP. Al tho Wasteland is yet to have a solid plot but I've got a basic out line.

Also I don't think you can go anywhere online without hearing about Micheal Jackson, but anyway R.I.P your music was some of the best. Anyway see you on the flip side, what the fuck is up with me. Anyway bye.

Thank you,
Simon.

Purple & Annoying S2-Episodes

Purple & Annoying Season Two - Episodes 1-10
You Tube: Season Playlist I Commentary Playlist

Special: Father's Day
Season: - Episode: -
You Tube I Machinima
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

Tim forgets about Father's day, & meets Guy's dad.

Episode One: Unbootable
Season: 2 Episode: 10
You Tube I Machinima

Tim & Guy end finding a glitch that stop anyone from being booted for the game.

Episode Two: Achievements Whores
Season: 2 Episode: 11
You Tube I Machinima

Tim & Purple Guy discuss achievements... well discuss they challenge each other to Achievement Dual thingy....

Episode Three: Endure
Season: 2 Episode: 12
You Tube I Machinima

Tim & Purple Guy try out Halo 3: ODST, & try to unlock the Endure achievements.

Episode Four: Clans
Season: 2 Episode: 13
You Tube I Machinima

Tim & Guy meet a member of the WHITE DRAGON clan, & get challenge to a clan face-off only to find out that WHITE DRAGON isn't all its crack up to be.

Episode Five: Offline
Season: 2 Episode: 14
You Tube I Machinima

Tim gets a shock when he tries login into Xbox Live, but takes this as an chances to play some of his other games.

Episode Six: Fanboys
Season: 2 Episode: 15
You Tube I Machinima

After Tim picked up Call of Duty: Mordern Warfare 2 he finally returns back to Halo 3 to meet Guy.

Episode Seven: Defender
Season: 2 Episode: 16
You Tube I Machinima

Well Tim & Guy are playing Halo 3 they enter a capture the flag match & end up taking on chores.

Episode Eight: Purple Tim
Season: 2 Episode: 17
You Tube I Machinima

After watching Super Awesome I Like to Betray Everyone videos Tim comes an complete asshole.

Episode Nine: The Conflict (Part One of Two)
Season: 2 Episode: 18
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Ten: The Conflict (Part Two of Two)
Season: 2 Episode: 19
You Tube I Machinima

Video: Purple & Annoying Father's Day Special.

Hi,

Well here it is the first Purple & Annoying special, its a Father's Day special. Yeah, HI5. Also I've uploaded one of my college project, so yeah. I'm so tried, I can't think striaght so yeah, deal with it.

Purple & Annoying Father's Day Special
You Tube Link

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You Tube Links

News: New Term.

Hi,

Well I've only got two week left at college before I leave, SHIT!!! has it been a fucking year all ready jez. Anyway I'm going to start making show, episode, film again until I've finished college, which will be the 26Th, so a new "Purple & Annoying" on the 30Th.

Also in the mean time I've been making some new music to put in the new shows, I'm also working on a new WARNING label & I'm working on a new production logo, so yeah... HAPPY DAYS. Also my new graphics card arrived, the "ATI HD 4770" which is a good little thing, so now I can run GTA IV on pc at a smoother rate. Also "[PROTOTYPE]" arrived on Friday, its so so so so so so so so so good it kicks ass. Anyway thats a big heads up, see ya.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Quick update.

Hi,

Because I come back on the 17th of June there only five weeks until my brithday & I go on break again so I will be making random shorts for a few weeks. There is a big big upside to this that I will be able to work on writing more of "The Wasteland" & "Purple & Annoying" so yeah.

Also E3 I wish I didn't have to go to college that week, I was fucking awesome. Left 4 Dead 2, Halo 3 ODST, Halo Reach, The Bettles; Rock Band, Lego Rock Band (What the hell? No but this game is happening), Battlefield Bad Company 2, and many more but still what a fucking sweet year for games.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Nine.

Hi.

After a weeks delay here it is "Purple & Annoying Episode Nine: Bungie (Part 2/2)". I've sadly had to spilt it up into two parts because I was just over 10 mins. Anyway enjoy now I'm a break for two to three weeks, so yeah bye.

Links
You Tube Act One I Act Two

UPDATE: Hi, sorry there a day apart but here they are Purple & Annoying season finale is up online. I'll see you on the 17th with some more news. Awesome!!!

News: A fucking delay.

Hi,

Well its fucking happen Purple & Annoying episode nine will be out next week, because I'm to asleep to care about the voices & out side is a asshole showing off his new fucking car, that's interfering with the mic. I sorry about this but I'll try & get something to make up for it.

Anyway super sorry, Thank you.
Simon.

New: Get ready for the finale.

Hi,

Some really good news, I've been work all week on "Purple & Annoying Episode Nine: Bungie (Part 2/2)" and it longer then I planed. This episode is about 8 & half mins long at the moement. I've got one more scene to shoot, & edited together another two so yeah this one looks like its going to be around 10 -12 mins long.

Now for the bad news if it is 10 -12 mins long I will have to spilt it up in to 2 act to be able to put it on You Tube, & the other bad news is there might be a delay but I don't want that to happen. If it does it will be out the following week, to show how pissed off I will be if this happens I will only have two weeks hoilday not three so I lose something if I don't get this out on time. Anyway, love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Purple & Annoying Season Finale underway.

Hi,

Because I've got the week off from college, I'm going to release "Purple & Annoying Episode Nine" on Friday so I came put alot of work into the last episode of season one. I've also started to make all the commentarys from "Warthog & ME Season One" & "Purple & Annoying Season One".

Also I planing to switch "Afro Cop" from the first quater to the second because it so hard to create one episode & write all the other shows like "Wasteland" & "Purple & Annoying Season Two", so yeah enjoy.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Eight.

Hi,

After I posted the last post I fixed the problem, so there will be an episode today. So here it is "Purple & Annoying Episode Eight: Bungie" not one of the best episode but its the curse of the number eight. Remenber Unhuman Episode Eight, anyway link below.

Link
You Tube

News: The curse of Purpl e& Annoying E1 returns.

Hi,

Well I can't seem to be able to export "Purple & Annoying Episode Eight Bungie in a small enough file to go on You Tube until I fix the encoder file. So... sorry this means there isn't going to be an episode today but I'am working on with some people how know there stuff.

Thank you & sorry about the episode,
Simon Burdall.

News: I'm been so unlucky.

Hi,

Well I've had some PC problems, I can make this weeks episode but I've had to settle for 4:3 not 16:9. The problem I think comes from my new screen, before hand I had two screens & I always edited on the sceond screen... anyway before I go on that just an heads up.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Purple & Annoying Episode Eight Underway.

Hi,

Yeah I've started to work on Purple & Annoying Episode Eight: Bungie, so yeah happy days. Anyway here some big news announcement of the new shows, drum roll please. The new show are as followed;

Purple & Annoying Season Two.
Afro Cop.
The Wasteland.
Unhuman Season Two (One episode, and might not happen).

"Purple & Annoying" will be at the head of the pack & run through out the season, in the first quarter there will be a three to four episodes of an flash animation called "Afro Cop" I'm not saying what the story line is because I'm still writing it.

In the second quarter there will be a show called "The Wasteland" which is an Fallout 3 machinima, again story line is still in writing. Unhuman Season Two well the first of four special & well be set four months after the Christmas special. Anyway a lots of stuff to look forward to, see ya.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Seven

Hi,

Sorry its a bit later but my Internet fucked up all day, & I've only just got through... so yeah. Anyway here it is.

Link
You Tube

News: Purple & Annoying Episode Seven Underway.

Hi,

As the title suggest I've started to film "Purple & Annoying Episode Seven: Machinima", the title of the episode also suggest whats going to happen. Also I'm sorry I couldn't get "Fred the One Cell Lifeforms" off my college PC but hopeful I will get it this week.

Anyway, I planed wants going to happen next season. Basically next season will consisted "Purple & Annoying" season two, there will be one non-machinima project & the other one I haven't quite decided yet but still it something you'll like. Anyway that all the new for to day.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Warthog & ME Episode Seven.

Hi,

The season fanile of Warthog & ME is up online, so yeah... Enjoy. Here the link below.

Link
You Tube

News:Warthog & ME episode seven underway

Hi,

I've put started to film "Warthog & ME Episode Seven: The End... Fu..." which is going to be the season fanile.

O'h I've plan the next series of shows (well sorta), it will be Purple & Annoying season two. There another show but I see how tuesdays episode goes, I'm going to upload a flash cartoon I made for college. Its called " Fred The One Cell Lifeform", so yeah enjoy. You'll findout more on Tuesday.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Six.

Hi,

Here it is Purple & Annoying Episode Six: Campaign, not one of best ones still good. Anyway, the link is below.

Links
You Tube

News: Purple & Annoying Episode Six underway

Hi,

Well today I've started to film Purple & Annoying Episode Six, which is entitled "Campaign". Anyway back to filming that was just a quick update, awesome, yeah see ya.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Warthog & ME Episode Six

Hi,

Yes, Warthog & ME episode six is finally up online. The link it below. Also all the other video have been uploaded onto Machinima.com but I will update the links later. Anyway here's episode six.

Links
You Tube

News: Warthog & ME Episode Six underway.

Hi,

Yeah, "Warthog & ME" Episode Six is underway. That's all the news on Episode Six. Big news "Warthog & ME" Episode Seven will be the season finale, with a really really kick ass cliffhanger. The main reason for this tho is I want to put full attention towards the "Purple & Annoying" season finale, awesome.

There are going to be both "Warthog & ME" & "Purple & Annoying" commentaries, the "Ninja" episode will have Owen also commentating.

So yeah allot of things coming to the finale, at the moment there no plans on whats coming up. Again wouldn't hold your breath for "Unhuman" season two, "The Hunter" or for "Liberty City Shorts". I still like "Liberty City Shorts" but I want to use the PC version, that I don't have at the moment but will be getting soon.

There are some other plans in the works for a drama series, but I really don't know at the moment. Anyway there is a least a month left before I have to start thinking about it. Anyway that all I have to say about that (Ha, lyrics form "Lump by The President Of The Untied States of America"), Anyway. See ya.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: The Deal.

Hi,

OK, heres the deal I'm going to upload the lastest episode onto Machinima.com the day after. So yeah, enjoy.

I've also upload everything onto Machinima.com apart from Warthog & ME Episode Four & Five that I will upload on Monday or some time tomorrow, I don't know I'm really sleepy. Also some time this week I will upload a flash project I've been work on for gollege. Anyway that all I've got to news wise.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Working on new stuff.

Hi,

Not really I've just started to write "Warthog & ME Episode Six: Scarp", but apart from that I've been trying to work on some other projects but I can't alk about that.

Anyway, Also I've worked out how to get all the videos onto Machinima.com. So some time this week I'll try that out. Well anyway that all the news for now, so see ya.

UPDATE: I've finally uploaded some of the files onto Machinima.com. Boner. Anyway there is a down side to this, I spent a whole hour trying to work out how to get it in 16:9 but I've had to settle for 4:3. Anyway lookout for that.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Five

Hi,

Its finally here, Purple & Annoying Episode Five: Ninja. This episode needs a big specials thanks to Owen Bennett for the episode idea & doing some of the voices. Well hope you enjoy it.

Links
You Tube

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Four

Hi,

Well its here. Purple & Annoying is finally up on You Tube, there are some video issues but who cares. Enjoy.

Link
You Tube

News: Purple & Annoying DONE

Hi,

I've made the new Purple & Annoying intro, its now on You Tube. Link below... alright.

You Tube

Also I've finished Purple & Annoying episode five, well I've got to put the voices in but done. Also next week will be another Purple & Annoying episode, and one of my bests friends will be here to help produces it. So yeah... I'm sorry if this didn't make sense but I'm so so so so so so wake that realty makes no sense.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Purple & Annoying Episode Four Underway

Hi,

Well yeah, Purple & Annoying is underway I've filmed the new opening intro, that sweet... I'm just making the music for it and starting to film the whole episode.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Warthog & ME Episode Five

Hi,

Well here it is enjoy, see you in two weeks I've going to catch up on some college work. Also sorry about the quialty but there something wrong with my PC at the moement, plus I hope you like the new character.

Links
You Tube

News: There will be a Warthog & ME this week.

Hi,

After I posted the "I hate documentary thing" I started to plan out how I would do all the filming, and there enough time do make a Warthog & ME episode. So yeah this weeks episode will feature the new character but this episode will be out earlyer then all the other episode because I have work to do.

Also I don't hate documentary I spend most of my time while I'm rendering film, uploading them or I feel like watching some TV watch Mythbusters, How its Made?, and other show like that. I said I hate documentary because this project has gone tits up... and no one is trying to fix it.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Documentarys... I fucking hate them.

Hi,

Over that last three weeks we have had to make a documentary, which I though will be fun as hell but there some much to do and... OK the load down is I have to capture all the footage and edited it by Easter I've alone got 10% of the footage. The camera man keeps rewinding the tape so it writes a new code, this means when you capture the footage it fucks up...

Also just ahead up there is 99% chance this won't be going on You Tube or anything because of the Copyrighted music.

Anyway there won't be any shows or clips for awhile because I'm going to spend all week on this fucking project, Anyway that all the news back to play the Guitar Hero: Metallica demo... I love Metallica.

Thank you,
Simon.

P.S: Are boom mics, supposed to make you deaf?

News: Bigger problems

Hi,

Well I've been up since 8:00 am trying to get the stuff onto Machinima.com up for some reason it will not accept the file format, and if I change it the file doubles in size to around 1.66GB which is fucking stupid some I've E-mail Machinima.com to see if they can help.

UPDATE: Its doesn't seem that they will get back to me today, but thats OK, I'll try and talk to someone who could help me during the week.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: PC fix

Hi,

Yeah, I was going to start to post the videos on Monday but my PC had so many viruses, I was surprised that it still worked. Anyway its fix now and I'll start posting all the videos tomorrow, also heres a list of the videos I'm posting.

Purple & Annoying Episode Two: Forge
Purple & Annoying Episode Three: Mythic
Warthog & ME Episode Two: I spy
Warthog & ME Episode Three: Exploration
Warthog & ME Episode Four: Warthog Love (Part 1/2)

Also next week is Warthog & ME Episode Five: Warthog Love (Part 2/2) where the new Warthog is fixed. Anyway that all of the news.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Whats coming up.

Hi,

Ok, here some news about what happening in the next few weeks. Well next week I'll be trying to upload all of the videos that won't go online on Machinima.com & Halo Tube (there site is changing soon. So I might have to reupload everything). The week after everything back to normal, the new episode of Warthog & ME will be out, yeah. Anyway I've started to write Purple & Annoying episode four that will entitled "Lag".

Also just before I go I'm going to upload a few videos to make up for delays. One of the videos is Behind the scenes of: Purple & Annoying showing how I build the two sets, and a deleted sence. Anyway look out for that.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Three

Hi,

Yes, the first Purple & Annoying episode to be out on time. Anyway this weeks episode is about a game that happen to me, anyway hope you enjoy it. This episode and all the other videos that did upload onto Machinima.com and Halo Tube will be next week. O'yeah yesterday was the day I set up this site... yeah wow that went fast.

Link
You Tube
Halo Tube
Machinima

News: Purple & Annoying Episode Three Underway

Hi,

Yeah Purple & Annoying Episode Three "Mythic" has been mostly acted out, I'm doing the last scenes Tuesday after college. This weeks episode might be move to Friday from now on, so I can have some extra time on the episode. Also there might be some opening cedits for this episode then again there might not, because I forgot to do something but if all fails it will be in next week episoded (well next... next... next... weeks episode)

Also next week, I will be trying to upload all of the other videos that wouldn't upload. Then after that is Warthog & ME Episode Five "Warthog Love (part 2/2)". At some ponit I will finish Trust, because I just want to get it out the way.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Purple & Annoying Episode Three

Hi,

I've finished writing for Purple & Annoying Episode Three, its based on a match making game I played with this fucking 8 year old. Purple & Annoying episode three is going to be called "Mythic", because I will be showing off the Mythic Map Pack and Halo Wars.

Also after this weeks episode I'm going to try and upload all the videos that didn't won't to upload onto Machinima.com and Halo Tube, so there won't be an episode for that week but after that its Warthog & ME episode five. Anyway, See ya... Also I've just got the GTA IV: Lost and the dammed its awsome. Well see you later.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Purple & Annoying Episode Two

Hi,

Yeah, sorry its a week late but I've been busy but its finally here Purple & Annoying Episode Two: Forge, yeah. There are some changes in this episoded, the first one is the Purple Guy's voice is more high picth to account for the fuckers on Xbox Live (well on any online game), the other is Tim's amour has changed because in the first episode he had Hayabusa now he has a more NOOBy set up.

Anyway here it is; Also side note I had to spilt it into two part because the episode was 11:00 mins long so yeah... Enjoy.

Links
You Tube Part one I Part Two
Machinima
Halo Tube

News: A Mythic Weekend

Hi,

Thanks for all those who went online and play on the NEW Mythic Map Pack, I love "Orbital" that my favtiore map at the moement just behind "Ghost Town". I know I didn't play for long but I wanted to play Halo Wars, because it kicks ass I've seen alot of people saying that the game sucks, well I think it great but that for another day.

Anyway this week Purple & Annoying Episode Two: Forge, next weeks episode is "Mythic" and hopefuly I can sleep for a week until I start work on Warthog & ME Episode Five: Warthog Love (Part 2/2). But I'm for to sleep because I'm so so so fucking tired, I've been trying to working Purple & Annoying and some college stuff that is... well see ya I'll be online most of the week if you want to play some games.

Thank you,
Simon.

Notice: Mythic

Hi,

If your like me, being that you brought a copy of the Limted Editon of Halo Wars you will be playing that and the New Halo 3 Mythic Map Pack at the weekend. Well so am I so if you see me have some fun and play a few games, yeah. See then at the weekend, also my copy has arrived but at the post office I will collect it after college.

Thank you,
Simon.

Warthog & ME S1 Episodes

Warthog & ME Season One - Episodes 1-13
You Tube: Season Playlist

Episode One: Whats Out There?
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Two: I Spy
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Three: Exploration
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Four: Warthog Love (Part 1/2)
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Five: Warthog Love (Part 2/2)
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Six: Scrap
You Tube I Machinima

Episode Seven: The End... Fu...
You Tube I Machinima

Warthog & ME

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Genres: Comedy | Movie Category: Series Machinima
Game Engine: Halo
Original Run: 21st January 2009 -

Host Sites: You Tube | Machinima

You Tube Playlist For Season One:
Season One Playlist | Commentary Playlist
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Cast
Simon J.Burdall - Ghost, Warthog, Wraith, Other.

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After the UNSC left the underground base "WaterWorks" the Warthog has to spend the rest of has life talking to a Ghost... What the hell?!

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News: Really sorry no Purple & Annoying this week.

Hi,

I've been up since 7:00 am working on this, I have had one 10 minute break and there still voices left to do. There will be a video in its place if I don't finished it, there might a chance that I will finish it but don't hold your breath. This is a heads up, also this episode is 9:34 and I haven put the whole thing together.

UPDATE: I might be able to finished this but I still wouldn't hold your breath, but there is how it stands;

Lenght: 10:03 (Without cedits)
Editing: 95%
Voice: 0%

Also there will be no video because I thought I'll do some behind the scene but I will do that after the episoded.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Purple & Annoying under production

Hi,

Well today I filmed the first act of Puprle & Annoying Episode Two, before you say "Oh, don't spill the fucking film into two parts." I have'nt it still one whole episode I just filmed the first half of the script.

Aslo next weeks episode is Purple & Annoying Episode Three: "Mythic Wars", you know why. Anyway Purple & Annoying will be out this week, so yeah lookout for that.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Read the blog

Hi,

Well I have seen so many people sign up with Machinima.com I'm starting to think this is an unachievable goal, so if you didn't know I've been making Machinima for fun over the last year and really didn't know about Machinima.com for a while but when I found out about them I been aiming to work with them.

I know my Machinima are so fucking awful that my fan base is like 20 people and four of them are my friends, I get spammed hate fucking mail saying "your fucking shows suck, stop making them"... Sigh!

Anyway I'm trying to say I'm going back to making Machinima for fun and going to get a job somewhere, in no way this going to effect anything but I just having one of those days.

Anyway some site news, yeah for 2009 a new look for the site. The new look will feature a Newest Video box, Coming Soon box and a new banner and format (well the format will stay basically the same) anyway I'll start on that soon, yeah.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Series new direction

Hi,

Your probably thinking "Oh shit, hes change the storyline to one of our shows" or "Yes, Unhuman is back" Well yes & no, Purple & Annoying is going to have no set episode and will be written two weeks in advance .

The reason for this is that every week I have so many good ideas I can't use them all, some I could use in Warthog & ME but some are written with Halo 3 in mind. What does this mean for all these scripts you've all ready written, well they will be looked at and review to see if there jokes could be used in different episodes.

Some episodes will stay the same like: "Forge" "Female players" "Ninja" and maybe some others but basically this give me some freedom to create unlike now where I'm force to stick to stuff I have pre-announce, so yeah... well see ya.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Warthog & ME Episode Four

Hi,

Well here it is Warthog & ME episode four, yeah this one isn't as long as the others but I've been so relax these last few days I couldn't care less but I have put along of effort into this one so yeah.

Oh and the same problem with this one it won't upload onto Machinima.com & Halo Tube, but I will try and fix that for you. Hopefully next week (well probably the week after) will be Purple & Annoying episode two.

Links
You Tube
Halo Tube
Machinima

News: Shows and more shows.

Hi,

Well, Warthog & ME Episode four has gone into production and episode two of Purple & Annoying is back on track. So yeah, also... I can't be fucked to day, anyway here's a list of stuff to look forward to; please note this is subject to change.

Warthog & ME Episode Four: Warthog Love (Part One of Two)
Purple & Annoying Episode Two: Forge
Warthog & ME Episode Five: Warthog Love (Part Two of Two)
Trust Episode Three (Series Finale)
Secret project, yeah...
Purple & Annoying Episode Three: Female players

Anyway have a fucking happy Valentine's Day and yeah, bye.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: There will be a Warthog & ME next week.

Hi,

Yeah I will be able to do Warthog & ME next week, so stop asking questions. Also I have one or two F.A.Q questions I would like to answer, well here they are now;

Q: What is your favorite and whats your least favorite show/ film you have done? and why? (2009)

A: Well my favorite series has to be Purple & Annoying, I know its had one episode but looking at the scripts for the other ones it looks like its going to a good series. Warthog & ME is closely following because this series is being written once every week so the episode you see was written that week.

My least favorite work is Unhuman, The series just sucks because of the limitations within The Movies. I'm not saying the game is bad but for what I'm doing its just not free enough to do anything unique. Also the characters... well its a series I've lost interst in. But don't get me wrong there are still stuff I've done in The Movies I still like.

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Q: What consoles do you have?

A: I have a PC (Well no shit), Xbox 360, Wii, PS2, Camecube, N64, and a Dreamcast.

News: No Warthog & ME this week

Hi,

Yeah, I forgot on the 11th I have to go to college for a couple of hours and won't be able to get back in time... so yeah. Anyway good news my Xbox 360 returned to day, awsome. There are still going to be Warthog & MEs for a few weeks, but Purple & Annoying episode two is back on track.

Thank you,
Simon.

News: Won't uploaded again!!!

Hi,

I think I have found out why the Warthog & ME episodes aren't uploading, I think its something to do with frame rate in the old 4:3 videos the frame rate was something like 20 FPS and in the new 16:9 format its 25 FPS. Some of you will be saying O'who cares well Machinima.com only takes 20 FPS and I don't know what Halo Tube takes. So I try and fixs that but they will be up soon or some time this month.

Nexts weeks Warthog & ME will be a two parter, it is called "Warthog love (Part 1/2)". I don't want to give the story line away but a new character will be featured. Anyway thats all the news for today, bye.

Thank you,
Simon.

Video: Warthog & ME Episode Three

Hi,

Here it is episode three, everything will be on Machinima.com & Halo Tube soon.

Links
You Tube
Halo Tube
Machinima

News: Where is Warthog & ME?

Hi,

Well the Internet is so crap that I won't upload, so yeah but I will upload it soon. Also I found out why it won't upload on Halo Tube I'm putting in the wrong category I feel like a fuck idiot.

Anyway this week is Warthog & ME episode three I sort go an idea of what to do, but I do know there is going to be a two parter that will take up episode four & five featuring a new character.

Thank you,
Simon

Video: Warthog & ME Episode Two

Hi,

Well here it is finally here, Warthog & ME Episode Two: I spy by far the best episode yet. Also this is our first widescreen project, I will upload it on Machinima.com & Halo Tube on Thrusday or something like that. Anyway heres the links.

Links
You Tube
Halo Tube
Machinima

News: Warthog & ME Episde Two goes into production.

Hi,

Yes, today episode two of Warthog & ME goes in to production today well I've finished the script so it well go into production either today or tomorrow. This weeks episode is called "I spy" well I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Hopefully this will be in widescreen, so yeah thats it for the news.

Thank you,
Simon

News: Yes, fucking widscreen!!!

Hi,

I finally worked out the You Tube widescreen feature, so this weeks Warthog & ME will be in widescreen, Hopefully.

NMCPs' production logo "Widescreen"

My Xbox should be back in 2-3 weeks, so this means 2 weeks of Warthog & ME so yeah. Also I don't know why Warthog & ME doesn't show up on Halo Tube but I try to fix that this week.

So yeah I've got to think of subject for the Warthog to discuss, anyway that the new today.

Thank you,
Simon

Video: Warthog & ME Episode One

Hi,

Well heres the first video of this year by us & the first episode episode of Warthog & ME. So yeah enjoy.

Links
You Tube
Halo Tube
Machinima

News: New series soon

Hi,

Well out of boredom and being a bit drunk I've created a new series, it is base inside Halo 2 yeah. This show came to be when I dug out my old Xbox and Halo 2, sadly because I filmed this off my old TV it will be in 4:3 but I'm trying to sort that out but yeah.

The new series is going to be called "Warthog & ME", the series is about 3 vehicles from Halo talking and generally having a good time. This series is going to take over "Liberty City Shorts" because I don't have a 360 I can't be film anything in Halo3 & GTA IV. Good new it isn't cancelled it will return when my Xbox returns. Anyway thats all the new news, so yeah...

Thank you,
Simon

News: Something

Hi,

Well my Xbox isn't going to be return for a while do I have fuck all to do filming wise, I don't know what to do!!! O'well I'll just watch crap and hangout with friends. Any I had few E-mails about Unhuman Season Two & The Hunter that I might just answer... well the first question was;

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Q: What is the story behind Season Two?
A:Well I have really thought it through yet, I have a idea of what I want to happen but no real story line. I really have lost interest in the series but I'm having some ideas now and again.

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Q: If your Xbox is broken why not work on Unhuman for a while?
A:Well because I don't want to have to work with The Movies again(well at lest not for a while), because the Christmas Special was a fucking bitch to make and that turn out shit.

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Q: Where the hell is The Hunter you've had that planed since March 0 fucking 8?
A: Great question, I real real want to make the series but after Purple & Annoying became a full series it sort got left out. Also I'm rewriting some parts because I think the story moves to quickly at some points but I will start on it as soon as I can.

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Q: I fucking hate you. your work is shit.
A: Thank you, and that's not a question more of a statement.

Anyway I'm still trying to work out the widescreen thing but no luck, if you could help me you know where my E-mail address is.

Thank you,
Simon

News: Xbox R.I.P

Hi,

Well my 360 dead the other day, anyway I'm sending it away soon but this does mean I won't be make any Machinimas for a while. In the mean time I'm going to try and work out how to use the You Tube Widescreen.

Thank you,
Simon

News: A good day

Hi,

Well today looking back over some of the comments I found I've had some useful comments, Yeah... Awsome. Anyway I've been working on some of Purple & Annoying, I haven't really done as much as I wanted to but o'well. Also a few weeks ago I upload BIDs as part of my college project, well of my friends have uploaded theres and I get a special thank for helping with the camera. Anyway heres the link.

Envidia Project, by Zelah. Link
You Tube

Anyway. Thank you,
Simon

News: I'm back for 2009

Hi,

Yeah, I'm back sucking at film making. Anyway I'm not going to announce any new shows, apart from Unhuman Season Two. So yeah, look out for that after Purple & Annoying is over and done and be another show that I could squeeze in. Also there is one more thing I want to announce that Unhuman Season Two is going to OUR LAST The Movies project. Its NOT because the site has shut down, no its because The Movies isn't the best tool to make films in.

Its very limited to what the game gives you, unless you MOD but your still limited. Which is annoying as hell because I'm trying to be creative but... well I'm not going to rant on so yeah, so thats it sorry but I still mind do other project now and again using The Movies. Also I'm working my ass for Purple & Annoying, I'm re-reading the script and think of other stuff to put into this one. There is going to be some changes like the Purple Guys voice, after the first episode I got so many comments and E-mails saying "are both characters plaed my the same person?" so I working on that. I think thats all I wanted to say, so yeah see ya.

Thank you,
Simon

News: Why not? its 2009 I think?

Hi,

Well its 2009 I think, last night was great anyway coming up this year is Purple & Annyoing Episode Two. I would like to say I'm still not back yet but this will be the first show of the yea for us so lookout for that, I'm back around the 10th so yeah... anyway happy new year.

Thank you,
Simon